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This is a very disturbing comic so the rest of it is under readmore.We have vore on it so

Pretty sure eggs don’t come from a fucked up lawyer shitting them. Or that they are somehow that shade of blue either. Or that they’re covered in what appears to be strawberry flavored lube.

hanamiyas-dick: x “Shit… you came too much. The fuck…”

dick-at-nite: thesexualdomain: Wish I could do that shit! what the crap did he save that up for days??

the-wag: Sooooooooooooooooooo what’s the legal stance on making pokemon shirts and selling them. Will I get the nintendo lawsuit dick raw or is it relatively fair game (If I draw it myself and all)? From what I have gathered it’s “sell shit until

Oh my god…First of all, you’re always wrong in your approach and everything else.And secondly, you don’t have friends?You little piece of shit, what about Dick? Maya? the Batcow? oh my god… i hate this kid… i hate this little

universebangtv: naavscolors: Oh my god… First of all, you’re always wrong in your approach and everything else. And secondly, you don’t have friends? You little piece of shit, what about Dick? Maya? the Batcow? oh my god… i hate this kid… i

wasted–kitten: ponprincess: I watched this with the most horrified expression mouth like an O hand covering FUCK SAKE FUUUUUUCKKKK PAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFFFFF WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK HIS DICK IS HUUUUUGE HOLY SHIT

Remember that when you try and get free nudes from women in the porn industry, you’re name will be spread within the community and you’ll be repeatedly blocked… Why can’t the entitled fuck boys take what there given? Or PAY

With all the weird shit that’s happened this year i personally can’t wait for Bob Ross and David Bowie to rise from their graves to punch donald trump in the dick several thousand times

witch-with-a-dick: hellalowselfesteem: inkskinned: you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an excuse for.

candygarnet: infiniteedge: pancakeke: the whole internet every time a popular online personality gets busted for being a dick: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo Cheated on your wife, now your channel is through Oompa Loompa doompadee dudes You should

feuvant: witch-with-a-dick: hellalowselfesteem: inkskinned: you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an

freakyboysonly: Told my big cousin to smoke with me for my 18th birthday. He was down, we got high and shit but the dick is what I really wanted. Finessed that nigga

sagittariussevens: theacumidator: this-bi-guy: Video: http://this-bi-guy.tumblr.com/post/52441635360/one-of-the-best-male-twerkers killin that shit just imagine what he can do to a dick Move that waist homie

latinalover22389: you come home to her after work…what do you do? I’d say pound the shit out of her until your dick is raw but that s my 2 cents

plasmarifles: File this under: Things i could never do in Mass Effect. Wait… Wait hold on, when do you kill Wrex? You can kill Wrex? what kind of disloyal piece of shit are you that you’d kill one of the best characters in the game,

maaaan, i just got to thinking about it. it’d be pretty radical if i had more than one dick. i dont know what i’d do with the other dick, like id prefer a fully functional second dick instead of some vestigial shit just hanging there, but

pikaballoons: and im really fuckin mad because (suicide) (being a cranky ass old dick on the internet) Read More what a subhuman piece of shit

thatjackpot: theacumidator: this-bi-guy: Video: http://this-bi-guy.tumblr.com/post/52441635360/one-of-the-best-male-twerkers killin that shit just imagine what he can do to a dick Follow: THATJACKPOT.tumblr.com

Time to get pissed off at stupid fucking elitists on fRO forums.“you can go for the build you want, but none will accept you for WoE parties without the asura/hell gate build.”And you, dear sir, can eat shit, choke on my dick and DIE. What

roddy30: dawgpounduniverse: BIG DICK IS BACK Hot ass Izzy returns with his monstrous dick to take over Papithugz today. This long-stroker doesn’t waste any time getting back to what he does best: fuck'n the shit outta the nearest hot booty; today

michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’

windyangel: Dude, what’s with the robe? When you were trying to kidnap Yuzu, you didn’t have that shit on…..?And then I realized…….!!!!!You know who else has black robe on? Yuto!!! You know what could he cover with that robe of his? HIS FUCKING

macstevens: uh-huh…look Zach I don’t give a shit what you tell her. I’ll be in the DC Hyatt, room 3234 at 6 tonight. If I don’t have your naked ass in front of me by 6:05 you can forget about ever having my dick again, got it?

pleasent-dreams: ~To All My US Followers….Welcome To What Us Canadians Go Through….. LOL GOOD LUCK!!! & Keep your dick in your pants and lady bit covered.~ I am giggling cos I definitely said “This is some fucked up shit” over the

DOES HE EVEN FEEL PAIN. WTF, SHIROBA. HE JUST BIT YOUR FUCKING DICK. AND IT’S FUCKING BLEEDING. WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHIT IS SO MESSED UP.

lust-stag: sitting back, you watch him writhe on the vibrating saddle. The muscles on his thighs are twitching and he can’t stop making those sweet sounds, and it only makes you feel better that there’s still nine hours remaining on the machine.

so like if someone with dick piercings were to get a blowjob from someone with tongue piercings what would that feel like.

itsmecritter: tarynel: thotm0m: i-sucked-dick-on-accident: gaskartn:what the fuck Excuse me why NO white fucking nonsense That poor child’s hair

belizeanlove: goldenpoc: Fam you can ride a dudes dick, cook for him, wash his clothes, love him to the moon and back and dudes will STILL find nonexistent reasons to cheat. Stop with that “well if you don’t do so and so for your man what you expect”

oneoakdutch: theasthmakid: ebonybyg: tsunamiwavesurfing: mainmanblackdynamite: 0 to 100 nigga real quick this shit killing me cause it was breakfast hours What does tag teamed mean How do men really find the courage to offer dick and then throw

blackronin: hardboiledoldman: jack-and-bigby-discourse: coloradoqueen: the-armed-utahn: I just died Maybe killing wildlife isn’t okay??? He was attacked and defended himself. What should he have done, allow himself to be mailed and eaten

bumfinger: goddess3: the-big-one12: Broke his dick that is what happens when you cant stroke Aaaaaaaah OH SHIT!!! I can’t watch this!!! fuck this , i will always fuck doggy style from now on !

CLAY: What the hell did you do?GEMMA: Same thing you did. Nail some little tart from Nevada. CLAY: Like I don’t have enough shit coming outta my ears and you go and do this.GEMMA: You should have thought of that before your dick went on a cheerleader

strivingking: I’ve always wondered what if I started fucking with a girl and she’s TOO freaky where the shit gets extreme lol like Her: You know the drill. Take that dick out!Me: *goes to leave the room*You already took my soul 3 times with the

theacumidator: this-bi-guy: Video: http://this-bi-guy.tumblr.com/post/52441635360/one-of-the-best-male-twerkers killin that shit just imagine what he can do to a dick

spacemuffinz: witch-with-a-dick: hellalowselfesteem: inkskinned: you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have

witch-with-a-dick: hellalowselfesteem: inkskinned: you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an excuse for.

csevet: perissologist: lego-joker: Dick Grayson, following in a fine family tradition. romani-american richard grayson beating the shit out of a bunch of skinheads is the best thing that’s ever happened to me what a fine day to remember that the

xlovelessambitions: brazybunny: thenubianao: thats-tea: Lmfao what. The. Fuck. Hmmm I kinda love this idea 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 I will suck your dick tHEE second I tell you to gtfo the house and will reiterate the shit again seconds after

theanti90smovement: wwhy THE fuck do people set off fireworks in the middle of the fucking day. Whats the fucking point u cant even see them?? does the sound of them make ur dick hard or something u piece of shit?

allwivescheat: If you could open your eyes, this is what you would see. Your bully giving your girlfriend the dicking of her life. But instead you lay battered, bruised and unconscious after he beat the shit out of you, allowing your girlfriend to fuck

witch-with-a-dick: hellalowselfesteem: inkskinned: you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an excuse for.

officialcrow: lilylafleur: skull-fucking: lilylafleur: *stares at ass cheeks* what are thoooooose Ripe for the cock not yr lil shrimp dick mate ripe for the cock prob funniest shit I read today

dawgpounduniverse: BIG DICK IS BACKHot ass Izzy returns with his monstrous dick to take over Papithugz today. This long-stroker doesn’t waste any time getting back to what he does best: fuck'n the shit outta the nearest hot booty; today that’s a

brcrazyforginger: A fucking gorgeous man with a small dick. You know what? i’d fuck the shit out of him and suck that small cock like there’s no tomorrow.

baduhoney: fuckurapproval: legitimatelala: stats: kaptajnswaggy: what the fuck a glimpse of utopia Now thats some big dick energy the tru epitome of H-Tine Shit He driving inside a dragon wtf the cop gonna do

torontojock: The sheer magnitude of Ed’s dick always took his tricks by surprise. His online ad didn’t lie, his dick size was listed as “HOLY SHIT” the moral of the story is: be fucking careful what you wish for bitch…

elmosnter: butt-secs: pyrex-pussy: ukrainianbarbiedoll: Loll Oh shit Jokes on you. I stay hard. Shit no problem, love ur dick guys no matter what

elasticheartxo: whitegirlsaintshit: ok, aside from this being appropriative… this shit ain’t even on right! that shit bout loose as a bitch, what the hell she think she bout to do with a durag that fits like a magnum condom on a lifestyle dick?

jaylablue: bean-daddy: Get laid, fuck somebody on the first date, GET THAT DICK BOO. Non of that shit make you a hoe. You just satisfying and meeting your needs fuck what anybody say. fucked my boyfriend on the first date. no regrets

bossnmyownrite: bigblackdicksrule: so u gon’ suck the nut out or what? don’t play with me - take it all the way down ur throat & make this big dick spit! Shit

officialcrow: lilylafleur: skull-fucking: lilylafleur: *stares at ass cheeks* what are thoooooose Ripe for the cock not yr lil shrimp dick mate ripe for the cock prob funniest shit I read today

hornyjockbro:frattyalphabro: alphadudebrah: Arrogance is sexy as shit. Only way to bond wit ur bruhs. Douchebag the fukk out. Betas will be left in the dust This brah knows what the fuck is up. Fuck, I love being a dick with my bros

witch-with-a-dick: hellalowselfesteem: inkskinned: you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an excuse for.

So glad my dad drops the “What are you drawing?” question if I just say "commissions". We share a ton of shit but I don’t think it’s on a “Oh it’s a huge dick futa in a sweater” level.

witch-with-a-dick: hellalowselfesteem: inkskinned: you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an excuse for.

drkarayua: motorcyclles: what do you mean this is not what happened in chapter 58 I thought he was gonna kick him in the dick way out tbh.

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